In a recent workshop, I heard someone say, I wouldn’t touch that with a barge pole.
While I kept my game face on, my pedantic, literal inner voice started wondering, how long is a barge pole?
I discover that a barge pole is between 2.4 and 5.5 metres long.
(Incidentally, I also discover that they are traditionally made of ash, which is hardwearing and floats well)
And then I realise, 2.4m to 5.5m is quite a big range, and the expression has different meanings depending on which end of that scale we are on.
2.4 metres after all is not that far away. It is closer together than the opposing front benches of the UK’s House of Commons, which are two sword-lengths apart, another non-standard unit, but which we can actually measure on the floor at 3.96m.
So the expression probably implies the lengthier end of the barge pole scale. Which leads to my next thought — never mind wouldn’t, what about couldn’t? I’m not sure I could easily pick up a 5.5 metre long pole at one end and poke someone with it, no matter how much disdain I had for them.
I am of course ignoring the point of ‘metaphorical measure expressions’ as I discover they are called, in that they ‘lack the quantising function that literal uses of measure expressions have’.
Silly me. It’s just an expression. A yardstick. A rough ball park. And now I’m wondering how big a ball park is…
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